This American Lifestyle

A wise man once said to me teach a man to fish you'll feed him for life.  Teach him how to cook that fish and question his sexual orientation, or something of that effect.  At some point being able to cook your own meals became something that was reserved for woman and noodle armed hipsters.  Seamless, Grubhub and delivery apps have devolved the modern man into a mouth breathing cretin with no way to care for himself.  Non-prepared meal delivery services like Blue Apron have capitalized on niche that is the basic bitch who wants to show everyone on Instagram, Snapchat and Facebook that they are somehow better than ordering precooked food.  In reality someone shipping you pre-portioned ingredients can't be the most efficient use of your money.  Grocery shopping isn't the most exciting thing in the world, however doing it yourself can be empowering and you might just meet a nice little lady while your picking out eggplants.

This isn't the place to find the 'life hack' that will turn you into a master chef, kick me in the balls if 'top' prefeces a number or where anyone is referred to as a 'foodie'.  If you have no idea how to cook or buy groceries this might be the place for you.  If you throw out groceries because that package is twice the size compared to what you need, this is the place to help you figure out how to use everything you buy.  

For now this is a how to guide for the useless man who want to eat (relatively) healthy and needs a thorough breakdown of how to create good food.  I believe morons all speak the same language and I am fluent.