Earlier this month McDonald's made a major announcement, there will be two new sizes of Big Mac's offered to the public starting in 2017. Back in June, McDonald's pulled itself from the depths of light-blue chip stocks to a slightly darker shade of blue with the invention of breakfast anytime. The genius idea was invented by an unnamed man who rumor has it came up with the idea when he couldn't afford to eat anything but breakfast for dinner. If McDonald's saw the Large Mac cheeseburger pizza we made a few months back, they would have been made aware that the market was prime for a spin-off sandwich.
The biggest problem I always had the the Big Mac was too much bread not enough meat, the meat to bun ratio was wildly insufficient. Now the Big mac becomes an all weather sandwich; enough sandwich for bulking season during those cold winter months and a lite version to keep those waistlines itty-bitty for those hot summer months.
Side note - the Mac Jr. better be on the dollar menu, and fuck you if it's not exactly a dollar.
Conspiracy theory note - I have convinced myself the 'for a limited time' disclaimer is just a fear tactic corporations place on something in hopes people will gorge themselves over the imminent end of promotional offerings. On that note, I will be at McDonald's as soon as I see those glossy Mac Jr./Grand Mac promo banners hanging under the golden arches.